A 'COLLEGE' BUS RIDE
'cole', 'cole' the cleaner was yelling at the top of his voice. Only if u know what he is yelling abt will u know what it really means. Didn't understand? Well its like this, when he yells 'cole' 'cole' he means college that is medical college.
Now back to the story. I was weaving my way through a crowd of old aunties- this is a speciality of 'college' bus. ONLY when you travel in it will you know HOW stubborn these aunties can be- "Hey kid!! move over there, budge here"...(the conductor is much better)- What a headache, Stepping on our toes, almost pushing their hair into our mouth ( that is definitely a nightmare). I, somehow managed to get inside the bus. Even then i had to hang on the roof with my feet in the air.
Another unique feature of the 'college' bus is that, it only appears after 8 buses to vellimadukunnu. Once you enter the bus stop, you get damn bored by hearing the "innathe" "innathe" of the lottery ticket seller. If you stand there long enough you can actually by heart what they are saying.
Once we are in the bus, we must immediately start thinking about getting out, which happens to be as hard as getting in. Once we manage to convince an aunt into moving, our bag get stuck between another two (u cant blame me....my bag is big...blame the authorities) With that we manage to get at least two glares and several stares.

Lol..i cn totally relate 2 dis.!
ReplyDeletehad sch numerous experiences in city buses..:)wen i was squished between two fat aunties n i cudnt move..:P lol..
Mah one VERY bad xperience wid buses wos in a KSRTC bus..first of awl it wos goin at d pace of a roller coaster(i din xpct anythin elze wid a ksrtc..lol)..n d lady sittin in front of meh puked..n guez wot..since d bus wos movin fastt...evrythin flew bak..ewww...it wos badd...srsly..bt i felt bad foe dat lady..who wos unfortunate 2 puke wen she wos in a bus!!
ReplyDeleteN gettin' squished between ppl..gawd!!i soooo kno it.. =P